Dick Figures_Red and Blue_Late that night_pt.12

pt. 11 - (pt. 12) - pt. 13.1

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((I’d like to warn the audience for bad words later in this chapter ^^))
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Monday 17/11 2014 - Red and Blue’s apartment - San Francisco

Red woke up first today, he felt a little sticky (in the pants, remember how I ended last chapter?) and Blue was sleeping in front of him. Red lifted Blue’s arms carefully and crawled out of bed. He went for the apartment entrance door and there was a newspaper on the doormat. Red picked it up and took it to the kitchen and sat down by the kitchen table. He flipped pages until he came to an article with the title: “We need the perfect DJ”. Red kept reading and it said that a dance club was looking for the most badass DJ otherwise they had to close down due to the guests becoming fewer and fewer. Red ripped the page out and read the rest of the article. Red then made a quick glance to his room where Blue was sleeping, he should tell Blue that he’d be going out for a while... Of course he could leave a note but that would be one of THE biggest dick-moves in their relationship so far.

Red decided to wait, he stood up and opened the refrigerator, pulled a beer out but decided not to drink it because of the terrible head ache he had from the hangover.
- I swear Red, whatever you do makes you look sexy.
Red turned around and Blue was standing at the other side of the kitchen rubbing his eyes. From Blue’s perspective Red looked at Blue turning his head left, he was holding a beer in his left hand and had his right hand on the open refrigerator door. Red smirked, put the beer back into the refrigerator and closed the door. He walked up to Blue and kissed him gently on his forehead:
- Yo, how was your night?
- Sleeping in the same bed as you was quite relaxing.
Blue leaned his forehead at Red’s forehead and sighed.
-What do you make of yesterday?
Blue asked not opening his eyes or changing his facial expression.
- What do you mean by that?
- You know? Cyan, god of balance, leaking to much energy, losing control of it and now the energy is messing up reality?

Red nodded, he sort of understood Cyan’s explanation from yesterday but Blue’s summary was easier to get.
- Aha, well, we’ve met Zeus a couple of times, so the fact that a higher power exists is established, right? So I got the god of balance part, and him not having complete control of his power was somewhat understandable, now to what I think of it-... I-... I seriously don’t know what to think. I’m actually not that surprised.
- Really? Me neither, I thought I was weird for not thinking that that was amazing. Things being less or just as weird have been happening every day of my life just as YOU came crashing down on earth in kindergarten.
- What? Is that bad?
Red raised an eyebrow and Blue smiled, opened his eyes and kissed Red on the lips gently:
- No, not at all, you made my life interesting...
- Heh, good, then I’m of some use at least aren’t I?
Blue giggled and rested his head on Red’s left shoulder:
- You have no idea how relaxing this is...

Red just remembered the article and gently pushed Blue away from him:
- Blue? I think I’ve found a job that could suit me.
- Oh? Really? Let me see.
Red took the page from the newspaper and held it in front of Blue.
- Not ,much knowledge and I can still get paid.
- Hah-ha! Good for you, I need to visit my former office to ask my former boss what the fucking problem was.
Red nods, Blue had told him about him losing his job, unfair dick-move. Red pats Blue on his right shoulder:
- And make sure you give them a message from me: I want you to punch your “former boss” if he doesn’t hear you out or take you back.
- Heh! I’ll be sure to do that.
Blue said, kissed Red on the cheek and headed for the apartment entrance door.

- Shit! BLUE!
Blue turned around slightly startled:
- Uh, what?
Red held Blue’s tie in front of him and dangled it in the air:
- Don’t forget this, you want to look respectable and make him regret anything and everything he’s ever done.
Blue sneered, took the tie and tied it around his neck:
- Thanks dude.
- Yeah, yeah, now go win the war! I’m going to shower and then pay the dance club a visit.
Blue nodded and exited the apartment and closed the door behind him.
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Blue arrived at the tall building, talked to the receptionist and asked to see the boss. The receptionist agreed to and she guided him to the top floor and let him into the boss’s office.
- I am here to ask you why you fired me and “YOUR MAMA” is not an answer
The boss simply leaned over his desk and held his hands together:
- We found someone better who had more enthusiasm and was easy to manipulate

Wait, manipulate? Where was this going?
Suddenly the door behind him opened and Broseph came in with a bunch of papers.
His reality shattered, everything he had been working for up until this point.
To work as a lawyer or something with high status.
Shattered.

- Ok, bro, I’ve finished the papers, bro.
Broseph sees Blue:
- WHOA?! Who dragged in the looser?!
- Broseph? You fired me to hire BROSEPH?!
Blue was getting fired up, this was outrageous!
- HOW COULD HE HAVE MORE ENTHUSIASM THAN ME?! IF ANYTHING HE HAS LESS ENTHUSIASM!
The boss smacked his lips and looked at Broseph:
- Meh, B, are you enthusiastic about your job here? Even more than Blue?
- Yeah, bro, how could you believe otherwise.
- Hah! Then it’s cleared up! Show this gentleman out, B!

Blue couldn’t believe what he was hearing, the receptionist took the papers from Broseph and Broseph grabbed Blue, opened a window and threw him out on a scaffold and slammed the window shut. Blue looked at Broseph who mouthed “AND STAY OUT, LOOSER!” Blue gazed down from the scaffold and the distance between him and ground was breathtakingly vertiginous. Blue could barely breathe because he was so scared. The scaffold was thin and wobbled at the lightest breeze. Terrified, Blue turned Light Indigo.
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Red came to the dance club, got the job without a test run and was told he’d start working tomorrow, apparently they were so desperate they’d hire the first badass to ask for the job?... Suddenly his phone started to vibrate, it was Lord Tourettes:
- Yo, wazzup?
- Hello, DICKFACE! Did you leave your SHIT! on a scaffold at the highest FUCK! of the office building by any chance?
Red went out from the club, it was hard to make out what he was saying due to the music:
- Leave who at what of the where?
- *Giggle* I can see Blue from here, he’s on a GODDAMN! scaffold by the highest DICK! of the BITCH! building. I wondered if you by any SHIT! left him there to DIE!
Red took some time to process all of the information and curses to summarizing what he had heard:
- ... Blue is on a scaffold at the highest floor of the office building who is at least 150 floors high? Is that what you’re saying?
- FUCK! yes~ Hah-ha~ And I just FUCKING! wondered if you left your BITCH! up there.

Red didn’t mind the “bitch” word, just let it slide and thought about everything else Lord Tourettes had told him.
- No, I didn’t, thanks for the heads up.
Red said and hung up, he simply stared out in the air before he dashed for the office building that Lord Tourettes spoke about. And sure enough, even Red could see the blue dot on a scaffold from where he was standing. Red walked into the building, took the stairs up and knocked anyone down who stood in his way, slammed the door open and walked up to the boss’s desk. Red growled and grabbed the man’s shirt:
- My friend is out there, did you give order to someone to throw him out there?
- Err, no?

Red had death in his eyes and murder written all over his face and body. He clenched his fist and punched the boss hard and slammed his head in the desk:
- Disrespect him again and I might deck the life out of you...
Red let go of the terrified man, walked up to the window and opened it. Blue was extremely pale, held on to the scaffold hard, his bottom lip was trembling and he was so scared he refused blinking. Red forced Blue’s hands to let go of the scaffold and pulled him in. Blue clung to Red, still not blinking, Red patted his back and hugged Blue. Red looked at the boss who was bleeding from his forehead, nose, mouth and had two black eyes. He looked like a panda. Red snorted in disgust and walked down the stairs and out the building and took Blue back home who was still clinging on Red. Red tucked Blue in Blue’s own bed and rolled the curtain up, he then sat down at the foot of Blue’s bed and looked at Blue who was still stiff.
- You’re never going back there. Never, do you understand?
Blue actually gazed at Red, then nodded once and bit his thumbs.

Red sighed and rubbed his own forehead, what should he say? What COULD he say?:
- Ok, then we need to pay the employment-office a visit.
Blue nodded with a sad atmosphere that hung over him like a thick fog.
- Alright, get up, we’re going there together.
Blue stood up and nodded, still in shock after that incident. Blue’s legs were shaking and he refused to look Red in the eyes. Red sighed and turned around, crouched down on the ground and gazed over his shoulder back at Blue:
- Come on, I’ll give you a piggyback-ride over there, man. Unless of course you want to rest more?
Blue fell down on Red’s back without protests then wrapped his arms and legs around Red’s torso.
- Just calm down and prepare for the meeting. Scheduled or not, they need to save some time for you and give you a job, ANY job.
- ... Thanks...

That was the first word that Blue had said so far, he was slowly returning to reality. Red took Blue all the way to the employment office, not giving any thought about the other people staring at them as he went through the streets. When Red arrived at the place he took Blue to a bathroom in the same building and washed Blue’s face with cold water. Blue seemed to gain his colors back and Red poured a glass of cold water to him:
- Drink this, clear your throat, walk in like you own the place and tell them what you want like it’s an order!
- Ok, *drinks the water* thanks, I’ll make you proud, Red.
Red laughed and pushed Red towards the door:
- You better! Now go in there!

Red was sitting on a chair outside and waited, he had waited for 29 minutes now. Blue finally came out with a slightly disappointed look on his face, Red stood up:
- D-... Did you make it?
- Yeah, it went smoothly until he said: “The last time you were here you clearly showed signs of not being able to do any higher job than a beggar. Even now that you have shown some intelligence, I still can’t give you any higher job than carpenter. Work a year as a carpenter and do a weekly report of your work and I might consider making you a doctor.”
Red remembered when they both switched bodies and he screwed up the interview, Red felt ashamed for what he had done and would go back in time if he could to change that, no matter the cost.
- Yeah, that was my fault... Sorry...
- Heh, well, hey, if I do well for a year and write reports every week I might become a doctor.

Somehow Blue was able to turn the depressing atmosphere around and Red smiled:
- Wow, dude, you were, like, EXTREMELY pessimistic some months ago. This downfall right here would have made you suicidal and stuff.
- Well, you have a job, I have a job, let’s work hard and we might both be able to turn this the way we want it to go!
- That’s the spirit, Blue!
Red hooked his left arm around Blue’s shoulders:
- Let’s go home and have some fun.
- No, let’s go home, eat some dinner while watching TV and then go to bed. Your or my bed, you decide.
- Sounds like a plan, let’s go.

Blue made dinner, rice with chicken and bacon mixed in tomato-sauce. Red scrolled through the channels and stopped at comedy central and with stand-up comedy currently aired. After that the next shows would be 2 episodes of: “The Simpsons”, “Family Guy” and “South Park” (again, I don’t know DF’s versions of these shows so I’ll leave them as they are). Blue came in with two plates and 2 beers, they made themselves comfortable, ate the food and watched the first Simpsons episode. When the first ended Red stood up and went for the kitchen:
- I’m going for seconds, you?
- Ha-ha, yeah, me too.
Blue followed Red and scooped up more food, they both finished all of the food that Blue had cooked together before the shows ended and by that time Blue had fallen asleep in Red’s lap. Red smiled, put the dishes on the floor, shut off the TV and lied down, pulled Blue closer to him and closed his eyes.

They both had jobs that promised a well-balanced future.

Blue mumbled something quietly in his sleep.

Red smiled, closed his eyes and nuzzled Blue’s hair.

Late that night
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4 CHAPTERS IN SUCH A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME! I'M ON FIREEEEE 

HEH-HE! Red is becoming possessive over Blue again! I LOVE IT! 

I thought they need jobs to pay rent, food, water, electricity, so I made this. 

Unless, of course, you guys only read this fanfic for the smut? 

You know who you are... 

Anyways, see y’all next time!