Dick Figures_Red and Blue_Late that night_pt.8.8

[Dick Figures - Pleasure Cruise (Ep #29)]

- MAN this is great! The sun in our face, the wind in our cap, the barf in our throats!
- Ah, don’t remind m- BLUEARGH!

- More pina colada, sir?

- HELL yeah!

- BLUEARAHARGH! Oh, that one tasted tropical.

We have a wonderful day on the cruise, so, nothing unusual so far… Now we’re at the bar, me and Blue are talking and then that agent comes up to us:

- Pardonnez moi.

- Who you iz?!

- My name is Bo’, Jack Bo’ (this is pronounced French or whatever and so I don’t know how the name is spelled…) I’m agent of the French secret service global anti-terrorism unit.

- Wait, whaaat?

Blue is alive in every next memory I’m seeing but he dies in the end, always, WHY?!

- We have intelligence that indicates that terrorists have planned to destroy this ship! Every secret agen tin the world has gathered on this voyage to help apprehend these criminals.

And then comes the list of agents travelling with Jack…

- Mi nombre es Baja, Juan Baja.

- Ba, Shi Ba.

- Bone, Jimmy Bone.

- My name is Bene, Gelato Bene, when I am not secret agent I am just italiano. Aaaaeeeeh!

Jack then gestures with his hands to get our attention:

- Quickly! There izn’t much time.

We all go down in the engine rooms and look for the bomb. Why he found me and Blue to do it, I’ll never know…

- Do you see anything?

- Erm, nope!

Blue looks disappointed, I take a peek around and then state my conclusion:

- Nothing here!

And then I see a big bomb, just like last time so nothing has changed yet.

- Whoa, nope, great, there’s a huge bomb.

- *Gasp* Sacrebleu!

Then Gerald Butler comes out from a dark corner, introduces himself and says that he’s the last of earl Grey’s minions.

-And I’m afraid, old friend, that you’re ALL going to die!

Both me and Blue mumble “Shit” and Jack raises his fist:

- You’ll never get away with this, Greald Butler! My fellow agients Crimson Tide and Blue Whale will surely stop you!

Me and Blue are on our way away from there in the fraction of a second, so, nope.

- Le shit…

I run for the door, just like back then, so nothing has changed so far.

- Later sucka’!

I pull a lever without knowing why, Gerald Butler gets crushed by a cargo and killed. Blue just raises his eyebrows.

- Oh snap, Greald Butler’s dead.

- Tres bien, mon ami! You saved the entire ship!

- Yeah, about that bomb-

Blue never finishes his sentence before the bomb explodes.  In a few seconds we’re both floating on a door in the water.

- … Dude you wanna get a hot dog?

Blue is lying on top of the door, not responding, this is the first change, he read the name of the ship and then Tedward and Stella floats by and turns into ice. None of that happened, Blue is just lying on top of the door, I look around and this time there is no tropical island just some meters from us, now there’s only water for as long as I can see. I swim over to Blue’s side and there’s a deep cut in his neck, plobably caused by bomb splitter or something else. I don’t even need to check if he’s alive, no one survives that… I embrace the corpse and sob:

- ... Blue…