Dick Figures_Red and Blue_Late that night_pt.8.9

[Dick Figures - Taco Tuesday (Ep #33)]

Me and Blue is at that pizza-restaurant, just like last time we couldn’t pay and we have to make a pizza. We’re pushed into the kitchen this time and the woman from that time yells at us:

- You have to make pizza for thees mafia group and it has to be dere in uno minutos!

(I’m trying my best to imitate the Italian accent)

Blue rolls out he dough, I’m handing him different vegetables and Blue crushes the tomatoes with his hands, sprinkles the cheese improperly over the pizza, same with the pepperoni and sausage, I could see from just just his facial expression that he was angry beyond description. He looks at me and points at the pizza:

- Cook it.                                                                                

- Thought you’d never ask! XD

This has never happened and still I have no control of what I’m doing AS IF this actually occurred. I gather energy and breathe fire on the pizza, it’s a little burnt but it looks better tan the last time we made it… Next change is that Blue is the one driving the car, he drives to the outskirts of San Fransisco, we find the address and it’s an old parking-house. All dusty and dark, Blue enters and I follow him:

- YO! YOUR PIZZA IS DO-¨

Blue covers my mouth and hushes me:

- I dn’t like this and you’re making it worse!

I remove his hand from my face and sneer at him:

- Aw, come on, Blue! You’re such a wuss!

- No, I’m not! Excuse us! We’re here to-!

A loud gunshot echoes through the air, both me and Blue freezes on place. A woman in a suit and tie but a skirt instead of pants comes out from the shadows:

- Welcome gentlemen… I’ve been expecting you…

Blue swallows and stutters:

- Of c-course you were expecting us-… H-heres your pizza…

Next thing I know is I wake up, chained by my right foot to the floor in a grey room, there’s a door, a speaker above it together with a videokamera eyeing me. The wall on the opposite side of the room is covered completely by a mirror. The speaker above the door crackles and a giggle can be heard on the other side.

- Welcme, both of you to my lair. No introductions needed since you’ll both be gone by the end of today.

I swallow (still not in control of my body, I can just watch) and try to pull my foot out from the chain that’s stuck to the floor, but it’s impossible. The room is pretty big but it feels so small.

- Oh my, and I cleaned these rooms just yesterday, and blood is so hard to wash away. Oh well, I’ll just have to go buy more cleaning products, not much problems.

Then the speaker crackles again and a long pause follows. I can’t move and I don’t know where Blue is, I’m freaking out! Suddenly I hear a scream on the other side of the mirror, it’s Blue’s scream!

- Dude! What’s the matter?!

Because this was a time I wasn’t as attached to Blue as I am now that’d be a totally logical reaction. Another scream, but this time I can hear laughter too. Now I can only listen in highly consentrated fear as the sound from Blue’s limbs being torn off from his body. I know what’s happening but my body reacts differently:

- BLUE?! WHAT’S HAPPENING IN THERE?!

I can hear Blue’s pleads for mercy and desperately calling my name, it hurts so much in my ears just hearing him screaming in agony like that. I can’t take this anymore, then I only hear Blue’s crying and the woman starts talking:

- Ah~ I bet you thought that all women are bitches you can bang whenever and wherever, HOWever, I’m not one of them. I’ve reached the amount of 350-… 350 men, I’ve tortured, killed and eaten men from the beginning of this year. Why? *Laughter* Because it’s fun! And all men are pigs anyways, they’re supposed to be killed at a certain time and then you eat the flesh, easy. And that’s what I have done, I’m killing men, regardless of anything and everything.

Now I can hear something else being torn off, however, this time Blue doesn’t say anything, not one sound-…

Then there is only one explanation.
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... She tore Blue's head off...